MEET THE REAL PEREZZZ!!1!!1!!!

HAY THERE. I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY, F U ROLEPLAY ;DD. lately all this place is would be added drama. we all sign on, have sex with each others boyfriends, then end up on "gossip sites." seeing people criticize my family was the last straw. really, when do YOU have the right to call someone a whore? its a fake life, as ive said a billion times. basically, even though having online sex is pretty pathetic and desperate, its still not real ;D too many people actually LIVE on myspace. think its their real life. have you ever tried explaining to a friend what roleplay is? dont you sound retarded? lmfao. i realized lately how beautiful life really is. real life. and how much more fun doing real things are. not acting them out with dashes (-). i get that its fun to do when youre bored, but eventually we all get sucked in. rp was a blast in 07 and 08. then popularity, sex, attention, all of it ruined whatever the fun parts were. i've seen popularity ruin peoples personalities. my brother became the biggest dick once people knew his name. ive talked to people who are "popular" and they think they can whatever they want. ruin other peoples "rp lives" this sounds just a bit RIDICULOUS. my best friend deleted recently bc he didnt get what rp was anymore. and i agree. where are we going? how long will this last? most of you are almost in college. or actually in college. lucky for me, im only 15. and i figured this out at the right time. people have said this stuff time and time before, and then they come right back. so basically for me, i'm slowly moving out of this. because unlike half of roleplay, i have rl friends. im not anti social and im actually decent looking. i dont do drugs, i dont drink, i dont smoke. im normal. and to be honest, those of us posting our rl pictures smoking and drinking (wow ur so c000l), i personally think rp influenced you. because you live on the internet. lol. im gonna rap this up cause its getting long and you probably stopped reading. i'd just like to say, it was fun giving my opinion. but heres my new opinion. FIND SOMETHING TO PUT ON YOUR COLLEGE RESUME. SAVE UR FUTURE AND GET UR BUTT OFF THIS CHAIR. GO GET REAL LIVES AND MAKE UR PARENTS PROUD xDDD for the last time, just saaaayin
xoxox
Sofie Crave

bt dubz, i gave this account to my friend like a month ago.
so idk if shes gonna still use it, but yeah. lol.

TAELUR THE SAILOR

titles fail....i just thought cause sailors fuq arounnnnd. anywhoo, i was chattin up with Laney Fountain in formspring about the Taelur Crave feud. I gots to say ima bit shocked. Taelur seemed like a qtpie. guess not? Laney said this bout TaeTae
"Alright, well. Where to start? Taelur Crave...nothing but a whore. Her and I were supposed to be friends and all right, really close. What friend..goes around..and fucks your EX boyfriend behind your back? She fucked around with Kaydnz, and I even told her that I didn't like hearing it from others and I didn't like seeing it myself, and he was obviously more important then our friendship, so I just ended it. And the thing is, she didn't even care so that just proved that I wasn't important at all. I don't like her, at all. :| She's gonna end up cheating on Kaydnz, just like she cheated on Andrew with Ryan {Havoc}."
then some chiq was all lk "taelurs a nasty bich". Well i'm stumped & ready to hear tae's reactioon. I guess ppl arent who they seeeeeem, just sayin. bt dubz, with A.Maine and T.Crave runnin round, lock up ur boyfriends, kidd0s
xoxox

say it aint so felixxxx

whats with the crappy weird defaults? i liked his edittsss x[ without indiana is the inspiration gone? lmfao i had to say that. anywhoo, i was cr33pin all up in Pace Lyric's formspring and its all bout Felix bein a SHELIX. My friends, WHY do we continue to accuse people? Especially Mr. Mayhem. I've seen it before where we've claled tons o' ppl girls, and they have seriously been guys. Now let me ask u this, if Rikku Sykes never posted a rl, wouldnt y'allz think he was a girl cuz of his editing and stuff? Well, i sure woulda. Guys can use photoshop. it was invented by a G U Y. But if he was a girl, why the hell do we care....? is roleplay real? no. are we dating these peopl in rl? no. its like a game. Like, lets say, playin the simsss. Dont you play both of the characters who are dating? Well, ur technically dating a girl or a boy. But u dont care cause its a gammmmme. So ch1ll cuz felix is no shelix and hes c0000000l. just sayin
xoxox

R u all that heartless?

i thought maybe roleplay woulda learned weeks ago how much of an effect cyberbullying has on ppl. i remember when i was watchin from a far, Ava's bulletins about the rp who commited suicide. so NOW u go talking about juliet? who are YOU to judge? because im sure UR GORGEOUS!!! i mean, you spend all ur time on the computer! u must of tons of friends. oh wait, if u did youd be out with them. not sitting on ur ass hating on people who actually have lives. unlike u, juliet has a life. she seems like a very nice girl. Juliet is a beautiful girl. and i think hating on people who did absolutely nothing to u is so cruel. she had enough confidence to show who she is, but u all sit behind screens hating on her. thats lowww and makes y'all COWARDS. anywhoo, if a rp commited suicide from ur hatred, how would you feel?! wouldnt u feel awful? look in the mirror b4 u start hurting people. d1ckkkkks, just sayin
xoxox
p.s PEREZ LOVES U JULIET<3333

FINDY IS FINITO?!

no1 seems to be talkin bout this, or maybe i'm just late. i guess this happens when u take a long azz breakkk. anywh00, the most perezcious couple ever called it quits. i thought findy (if u dont know what findy is, then ur just stupid. indiana kingsley and felix hawk) was sooo qt. and then i sign on and its all like WTF. me wonderz what happeneeed. not to pry, i just thought that the two had so much in common. like their amazing editing, and cute names, and yeeah. anywhoo, they were cute, hope neither of em is too down about it, it seems like they still care for each other so wooohoo for exes being friends lolllz okay,
xoxox

so i kno i lk quit, but OMFG

i cannot STAND roleplay bc of this crapola, my friends. that stupid "for the love of roleplay" show is probably the most annoying shit ever. U ARE NOT CHELSEA HANDLER. U CANNOT YELL AND TRY TO BE FUNNY. lol, seriously videos of yourself in the shower yelling about being fat. if u dont want people to make fun of ur body, DONT SHOW YOURSELF IN THE SHOWER. so entertaining. but not really. i think a talkshow thing is kind of pathetic, considering this is just ROLEPLAY. 4 realz. what do ur parents think when ur shouting about nonexistent people into computers? l4m3izu. jsdlfkjgdlksjgds. i dont have much to say about this, but i think its annoying and would lk to thank u for not updating in so long. i thought it was chill how in the first one u told everyone off, but now its like hearing nails on a freakin chalkboard. ur voice is on my top 10 list of pet peevs. anyways, take some advice from mah gurl kesha, and zip ur lip like a padlock. jussssst sayin,
xoxox
ps, thanks 4 the messages n everythannng durinn my hiatus. i'm kinda 2 bizzy for this shit lately, but i love gettin ur perezcious messagesss

having a life is fuuuuuuun

yea so k gimme lk a few days to catch up on roleplaaaay. sjdkgljsdgl
stop messaging me asking if i can post about u. that makes u an attention w h o r e.
and therefore u have no place here. adiosss.

be delightful, not a delight

why are ppl so desperate to be in "known families"?
thats so lame. no offense guys, but rly, wouldn't you rather have fun on rp than trying to impress ppl? nothing against the delights, i guess, but reeeeally. be ur own family. be the lone wolfpack. dont be a ratard. so this brings me to the neverending question. why is popularity so important? i call it "pophilarity" because its so pathetic and freakin funnnnnneeee. why do we need to be known on an online world? will u remember that u were c00l on "roleplay" in 40 years? or even in 10 years? so, kayla and other delights, why are we adding random people? if a family is something important, why not add your friends or people oyu know? why do random strangers have to PROVE themselves to be worth enough to be a "delight"? its a cute last name, but i'd rather be delightful then be a delight, just sayin ;)
xoxox

i hate when ppl

vent their problems on roleplay. its lk, okay you can write all bout ur crap, but this is a fake world where we dont want to deal with rl shit. this isn't at anyone particularly but lk reaalyyy. can we pleez go have sex with other peoples gfs/bfs , flash our t1ts on stickam, and go comment pplz statuses?! we have bizzy lives, guysss. no need to read bout urz. pleez n thanks x] lollllzzzz just sayinnn
xoxox

DA CHEETAHS x]

whats wiff all da cheetin lately, guyz?! I knew bout the Jayson and Minty thing lk a while ago, but u know i didn't want to post before Minty even found out, that woulda been ruuuude, not perez's place, right? kso, i think its lame to make an excuse lk "it wasnt me!" k shaggy. thats shit. lolz. BUT, i think we should STOP blaiming Adam Maine because it was JAYSONS choice to ch33t. rihhht? cuz lk, u always blame da chikkk. Why? She isn't in a relationship. She aint bee eff eff's wiff Minty, righhht? He was ready n willing. And Jayson's friend whos name i dont know cuz i've never heard of u, don't try and make up a lie. HOW MUCH Y'ALLZ WANNA BET THE GIRL WHO MADE UP THAT EXCUSE IS JAYSON? lolz. Most girls rp a girl account and a guy account so they can look k00000l. k i'm done on that. Then, i heard this onnnne bout Taelur Crave {i didnt even kno she had a boyfriend} but anyways, i thought it was interesting cuz it developed a k00l last name. ANYWHOO, she cheated on her boytoy "Andrew Allston" with RYAN HAVOCCCCCCC. OH EM GEE LK I KNOW. U KNOW WHAT DAT MAKES?! CRAVOC!!! Tht name is so k00l that it could lk run rp. pleez have a child n let it be k00l. lolz, k i'm getting off topic. but thats lk a super child. lolz x3849384. So, a Havoc? Personally, i'd trade some nobody for a Havoc, cuz that last name is sexcccc.

let daylin L E A V E

she has a life. so why are we begging her to stay? lk seriously guys, the girl made a big revelation here and wants to start living her life off the computer. let her do what she wants. if u beg her to come back, ur basically letting her waste her life. and thats not fair if she wants to go have fun. k? k. i say congrats on growing up, while the rest of us sit here and do nothing. lolz. i think its cool that she left, and she seems lk a legit person who wont just come back in 5 days and be lk omg im baaaaaack. which is c00l, even tho she's been online since she left. but it takes time, i get it. instead of sending her petitions, i think we should send her farewells, or good luck with your life x] we'd all be much better ppl if we did that. i kno we'll miss sr, but really, theres now like 38409834 gossip sites. even tho most of em suck, its all we got. so deal, jussssst sayin.
xoxox

AVACANE

sounds like novacane? or however u spell it. lolz. aw, thats kinda cute, dontcha think? i never really liked ava a while ago, but i think its just cuz her sister was harlem wedontwantmore. oh wellz. it hink shes nice, not that i know her very well. i think the rps who get married r usually real serious about it and actually are in love. and its q00t x] so avacane, roleplay says congratzzzzz
xoxox

FEELIN LIKE P-DIDDY

We ain't feelin it. lolz. Two status commenters in one day? ew and whore. Personally, i prefer whore. it made me giggle lolz xD London and P-Diddy (aka. Karli Jankster) commented ppls statusez continuously. I kept getting two in a row. Its a bit much. if y'allz are gonna do that, atleast make it funny. whore was kinda funny. but ew was just rude. when someone is talking about someone being hospitalized, u dont say ew. thats like rp rule. ruuuuuude with a capital R. lolz<3 i talked to Karli and she was actually VERY sweet. just trying to be funny, i thought it was a little humorous. who knows. i think we all need new methods of being cool. like, by just, being cool. idk, just sayin
xoxo

HE SHE HE SHE?!

roleplay is madness this week. ever since gaybe outed himself, the accusations went flying of tons of guys being girls. honestly, if i was rping a guy or if i was rping a girl {i can't exactly say which i ammmm}. here, if i was rping someone of the opposite gender, i wouldn't want people to know. lol then again, for my gender, i am straight, so i dont know how this would work. nvm im off topic. okay so lk, why do we care whos who? its one thing if theyre dating something and their bf/gf is being lied to. then i think we should figure it out, but lk if its just someone with a lot of friends having a good time, i think we should just leave it. today i was told about "nathaniel fresh" (never heard of em' til today) pretending to be a boy? i dunnnooo. here's what mr.kipp mayhem told meee {and lk 3480934 other sites}
"Well, earlier today I sent like 12 people a comment asking them if they wanted to fuck. I sent the comment to a bunch of "guys" that I knew were girls in real life and I just wanted to see what they'd say. Nathaniel got all bitchy with me and shit and I ended up saying something about him being a girl in real life, to which he responded "i have a dick that likes vagina". Blah blah, it went on and he sent a five second Snapvine of some mumbo jumbo. He then proceeded to post a bulletin with some random screen cap of some guy where I assumed he was saying it was him. I commented the bulletin asking how he could screen cap himself without any hands because he was making a heart with his hands, to which he swiftly deleted the bulletin. Now, he won't reply to my comments. Apparently "he" has a webcam if he was on Stickam in that screen cap he showed, so why can't he prove it? I think I know, because he's a she. :)"
sry that was rl long, anywhoooo, i dunno him. it seems kind of chick like, but then again. how many times have we been fooled, roleplayers?! idk what to think anymore. i think everyone needs to decide on their genders. bc they keep changing their minds. cough gabe cough. cuz im getting so confuuuused. it sounds like this nathaniel guy said he was a girl kind of to kipp (i really want to say paul. i keep backspacinn), but now hes all lk nooo im a guuuy. this is out of hand.
lets all stick to our real genders. be gay bi or lez is ur curiouzzzz, just sayin
xoxox
bt dubz, his name being nathaniel totally made me think of this lolz<3

EWELLA DEVILLE;OO

EW? I can't even say ew anymore without it reminding me of her. Every status on my news feed thing has "ew" written on it. As much as i despise that longoria girl, the whole annoying people was her idea. I think whoring urself out lk that for attention is so low. and lame. Do something cool. Don't ew at every1. its annoying....lolz...all u'll get is hate from ppl, not real friends x] so goooood luck my attention whore friend. Rp will eat u alivvvve, cuz ur lame lolzlolzlolz, just sayin
xoxox

TAKIN OUT THE TRASH X]

Ali Maine, adios. As i predicted {and suggested ;]} Ali is no longer a Maine. And if she is, Agusta is gonnnnne. Ali bitched at me all day, so i am well pleased with this. Nobody accuses perez of sheeet. not nice x] Agusta might start her own family or just go solo bc she doesnt want to deal with "that fag ali." I could not agree more...How did this girl become a Maine? She's so random lmfao. And she keeps accusing me of being these nobody rps. Not c00l my friend. We all just gotta e-excomunicate her from roleplay....lolz bye bye ali...First the Craves kicked ur ass out, now the Maines. I wish i could say i was sorry, i wish...just sayin
xoxox

Dear Craves & ?Maine

Stop attempting attention, no one cares whos a boy & whos a girl. sofie crave, i don't know how u started that rumor but y'all aint me. so stop jackin my style. lolz no lame....k and whatevz ur name is maine, chillchill pleez. u dun kno me so stop telling me i'm one of ur friends to get attention, cuz i aint
xoxox y'all love my ghetto speeeek
bt dubz this article doesn't deserve a picturrrrre

GAYBE. U MAY BE GAY BUT UR NO GIRL.

LOLZLOLZLOLZ
THIS STORY MADE PEREZ'S DAY<3 Gabe Crave, has been, nice guy, ur not a girl, or atleast according to your family. Sofie Crave, first on Gabe's top, seems close with him, told perez thisssss
"Yeaa, i just saw that.k well here's my take. this kid has been a friend of mine for a long time, we video chat all the time and you can't record someone talking or videoing {and use it}. we have actual conversations. lol hes a guy. hes just trying to get attention or leave or something. theres no way in hell hes "keila" and people supporting him is exactly what HE wants. i'm even tempted to leave this lame family if this is what its based on. lies and attention whores. its so stupid. hes lieing. trust me. we video chat all the time."
i'm waiting on replies from the rest of thee familyy. while we wait we can stick with disss. gabe, i talked to u once or twice. u whored me, kid. u were quite feminine but i highly doubt ur a female, just sayin
xoxox

RP SAYS: LAME

Kso "rp would say that" lmfao....okay, i know all new sites have to deal with the hate but bashing on ppl isn't that kinda my job? x] thats a very perez like about me. i didnt' even wait fur ur ugly profile to load. i support that u want a site, but do somethin original. lkkkk we love perez. or something like rp hookup. omg thats smaaarrrrt. you can set people up with new friends. cuz i hate making new friends x[ if ur gonna use that give perez come credit or hit me up, lolz. i lk that. anywhoo, ur site is very unoriginal. so im veeeeery tempted to get a formspring, even tho i'm kinda against huge trends. i kno ppl don't know im back yet, but if ur one of the few cmt this and tell me if i should get one x[ thnk u.
k so yea, rp would say that, please become rp somethin else....lolz, just sayin
xoxox

LOLZ "flawless" cuz ur not real...

hehehehe xD
wat is this 06 rp?
when we had "children" this literally made me craaack up. having kids for drama? really? "he got me pregnant" thats almost as lame as those weirdo rpz who are like " someone raped me" guys, come on, this is roleplay. we came here cuz WE control what happens...most of the time. Kaci Flawless swagg whatever the fuq ur new st00pid last name is, having a baby and a fake relay is not going to get u attention. ur still pretty flawFILLED to meeee, just sayin
xoxox

YEAAAA X|||

fail, roleplay. faaail.
can i ask why someone decides to have a life and then they are replaced?
lolz, i know u all forgot bout ol' perez butttt still.
a lot of ppl have lost friends due to time, i don't think its fair.
just cuz were 1 of the like 4 actually good looking ppl on roleplay that have lives doesn't mean you should replace us...lolz x[
perez missed thisss.
so i'll be back, whether ur reading or not.
bt dubz sincerely roleplay, i need to read u guys so i know what i missed x]] ty
xoxox

i think we all should just stab school.

perez is exhausted and bizzy. i'll be back on the weekend x[

RAH RAH RAH

no. unless its lady gaga singing bad romance i don't want to hear rah or any cheering at all. Juliet, why must your profile be filled with ur rl cheer crap? Ur real nice and pretty cool but that just ruined ur profile and its annoying.Lk, ur real good at ps and everything so make things more appealing...No one on rp cares about ur rl cheer squad. this is a fake world, my friend. We try and leave rl out of it, atleast most of us do. I have nothing against u, ur a c00l rp and really nice so it's purdy hard to write this but really, for the sake of my sanity, pleeeeez stop with the cheers bc no ones watching it...no one. do ur show again. then i'll watch, just sayin
xoxox
bt dubz im not on the comp with photoshop so i couldn't write "yawn" on the picture lk i wanted D;

Dear Roleplay,zzzzzzzz

So, i'm sure this is a genius idea and ur real inspirational and shit, but i flel asleep after the second sentence. Lk, when i'm writing long things i don't see how people could get bored, but now i see. Maybe take a tip from English class and have an interesting opening, cause i started snoozing mid sentence....i got real bored and drew a picture of the sky on it....yeaaa.... i dont even kno what this dear roleplay thing is about cuz i couldn't read it...lolz....all i saw was LOLZ. AND I LOVE LOLZ SO DONT BE HATIN ON LOLZ. gosh. i'm done. but good idea, yeah.
xoxox

Hi guys! SHHH!!!

God, another reason to hate stickam, besides its 3849834 malfunctions. HAY WERE ON STICKAM LETS TALK<3. No. because, yr not talking. Ur sitting there twirling ur hair and saying "i look bad" THEN WHY ARE U SITTING IN FRONT OF A CAMERA? Atleast say a word instead of typing that. Are people on roleplay THAT socially awkward that they can't talk in a video chat? So messed up. If ur used to just typing everything u say, ur not going to make friends in rl. Good luck. Maybe start a convo on stickam so its not a waste of time for u, just sayin
xoxox

Hi, Roleplay!

I feel so special everytime i go to myspace, cause its like, perez IS roleplay....thats what myspace said...thanks myspace. ur on my favorites noww x] lolz as u can see theres nothing to write about tonight....yeaa...just sayin
xoxox

Lolz name mixup

well that was nice. i was about to write this scathing post about how much i hate chode hartzell, then i realized i had her confused with harlem wantmore perez made an oopsie. so perezcious. is harlem still around? i hope not. well chode, you should give me a reason not to like u cuz i wrote out a real good post. ugh. anywhoo, i'm glad i caught myself....lolz...just sayin
xoxox

OH CANADA <3

I always liked Canada Woods. She's been known for a while now. Atleats someone wants to stop the drama. Well i'd have nothing to write about but still, it's cool that she's boosting peoples confidence in this bulletin. Ur on my favorites list now, Canada. Congratz.
xoxox

"HI I'M SO&SO STUPID"

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LOLZ NO THANX

SO UH, STARTING A FAMILY IS NOT COOL. If you're asking strangers to be in ur family, its pointless cuz its not like u know them. Thats just another wannabe family. This bulletin made me teehee so haaard. cuz like, woww i want to be a bristol! Isnt a bristol like a pinecone?! Lol and the matching names thing is so stupid. Lolz newbs are so perezcious. Yes, i will take the name "bristle" and run. Thats exactly what i was planning on doing, cuz i wanna be sooo popular lk u and ur family of B's. Most def. lolz<3 I hate families with rules. Shouldn't it just be a group of friends or something? Cause then yr just tryin for attention, kids. And its k to thrive for popularity, but to be popular one must act humble, even if ur full of urself, or no one will like u, just sayin
xoxox

TAELUR'S TATAS :OOO

Really, again?!? Round two of the flashers. First MonkeytitAugusta and now Taelur Crave. aint that just lovvvvely. I mean i love to wakeup in the morning to site of of people flashing on stickam. Perez hates these cries for attention. It's pretty pathetic, ladies. RP should be pg-13. And R/X in the messages. Keep it in yo shirtz pleeeeeeez. This was sent to me so lk i don't really know why this occured. If someone asked or whatever, i dunno. Its still naaasty. And not very pleasing to the eye when kids are in their pajamas talking to their friends. Hey wanna see mah boobs? No, mam, we do not, just sayin
xoxox
and p.s
why do girls not wear bras lately? no one wants to see ur nipz. ewewewewew!!11!!1!!!

photoshop failz

i refuse to post blogs without photoshop, cuz its not pretty without pictures x] k so i should be back up by saturday morning with new sheeet. like stickam flashers
yay perez
xoxox

Perez Proud of Paulz Progress

Oh Paul, just like the rest of roleplay, i used to hate your guts. lolz, perez isnt big on hatin (most of da time), but u just bugged me. Now, somehow i look at you differently. First off your insults make sense. Like telling MonkeyTits Maine to shave her mustache, that made sense. And if she didn't want to be made fun of, why go on stickam and bare all? lolz it was entertaining tho. And u remind me of Gaga. Not following trends n' just bein different. Its cool. I like u now. And i was so supreeeezed when i saw u had a top. of actual people. and it even had disneys in it <---i gasped at that part lolz. x] I think u get a pretty bad rap for bein honest. and i personally think ur a big softy evn tho u can act like a diq sometimes..lolzi dn want to suck up to u, this aint like that, cause i'd rather keep my distance, but I'm just tryin to say to roleplay, maybe ppl are given a worse rap just because of some of the things theyve done. and we all kinda stereotype ppl, it aint really fair. he did come up with most of our trends, so lets lessen the hate. perez likes u now, paul, just sayin.
xoxox

PICTUREPPL<3

So i'm tired of people not gettin credit where credit is due. We have like 1 person known for her pictures, annoyin right? bt dubz sorry Felix this is about girl picturez, but yr very talented, my friend. Okay, so, the little pictures are honorable mention. Each person who had cute pictures, i took my two faves (or the only two that were good, lolz) and put em in the collage. Very cute. Nice work, ladie x]. and Indy should be noticed for her pics more than KayKay, cause shes very talented. And Ryan Vega, i love u as Ryan Vega, not Delight. Make some new picz cause ur talented toooooz x] I tried to find people who didn't have well known last names but its physically impossible bc all the bulletins are all them, or the others don't have good photos. If ya think someone wasn't looked at it doesn't matter who they are, send in a pic or somethin cause i'm always open for change.
i'm jealous of these girls' talent, just sayin.
xoxox
CREDIT: myspace links above
from left to right: row 1 Indiana Jones, Sofie Crave
row 2 Ryan Vega (formerly Delight), Riley Kendrick
middle : KayKay Puke <-no offense ;] & Kainden Collins

PEREZJR...no

This is getting way ridikuluz. I hate this stupid group idea. Idc if everyone can join ur lame group, its just annoying. ZJR, ZSR, WHY? You're just gonna change ur name in a week back to regular. If a family starts a group, you know its for attention. Do you want to feel accepted? Idc i won't accept some wannabe group follower. Its annoying to see everyone i know with stupid jr and sr in their name. Follow Queen Maine and the Firebitch person (i didn't even know she was still around...) but really, you all look like wannabe's in Perez's eyes. If someone could give me ONE logical reason besides "were all really good friends and just wanted to start it for fun," THEN i will not bash ur lame ideas. Don't hate on perez fo hatin yo groups. Maybe come up with something more original like rp CLUBS or something. Like a club for those who light photoshop. run by Kayla Depuke <---the names too cute to stop saying, don't get offended xo. Or a club for attention whores. They can plot to take over roleplay or some sheeeet. Stop acting like this. its so annoying. A cool group would be like perezppl. yea. i said it. but atleast i'm not a wannabe cuz ya'll don't even know who i ammmm, just sayin.
xoxox

MY DEMAND

so my minions. i mean readers. perez has a demand. watch SNL cuz its the best show alive, lk really.im kind of obsessed. every saturday at 10:30 perez likes to laugh his pants off while watching it <3. i'd like to share this wiff the readerrrrz
xoxox

"I AINT A MONSTA"

YES U IZ. Why did everyone forgive Chris Brown? I'm just wondering. U see an abuser on the news and ur all like eewz put him in jail. Then Chris does it and its all good. He said sorry. OMG I KILLED SOMEONE, BUT I'M SORRY ;). I think its wrong. His music is tight sometimes, but really, shouldn't america make him earn our trust? lmfao, this is such a random rant, guyz. but it's peeeesing me off. I don't think he should be so cocky after what he did. A littttle rude, Chris. Atleast take some therapy, and have someone a bit smarter than "Bow Wow" back u up...lollllzz "I aint a monsta" "Ya best belee dat", just sayin...
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No, I just can't win

uhhh guyyyys, i'm done writing retractions. If i originally thought you were bad, you probably are and I have good reason to think so, k? k. Glowstick, i'm not apologizing. Fighting in bulletins is another cry for attention. Ur not crying. Give it up. What have u done to make us like u? NADA. U DO NOT THROW AN F BOMB AT PEREZ!!! U R NOW OFFICIALLY THE SPEIDI (SPENCER PRATT & HEIDI MONTAG) OF RP! SO JUST LIKE CHELSEA LATELY & THE SOUP, I SHALL CALL U HERPES AND NEVER SPEAK OF GLOWSTICK AGAIN. THAT IS ALL.
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GLOWFELT

Ur not even cool, u make me sick. she just wants to take a ride on ur glowstick ;D<-my attempt at a rewrite of LoveGame. REALLY?! I really wish i could e-stab someone. Or atleast e-spit on them. yuk. Are you trying to prove ur a good person? News flash, UR NOT. More attention cuz ur dating a heartfelt? NEWS FLASH, they'yre old news anyway. People, this relay won't last long, maybe a week or so. This is an example of a lame-ass-family-crossover (term property of the perez dictionary x]). Certain crossovers are tight, like Tyler Crave & Seth VerEWzon (now Legacy, i think). Or idk. theres been more, but i just wrote an article about that one so its all i remember. whatevz. I'm so sick of this girl. No one cares about u anymore. If u comment pplz statuses, theyre just gonna ignore u again. Now go whore urself out to other faded families. bt dubz i tried to be nice and told u i liked u, but of course glowstick, u acted a fooool, just sayin.
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A Luv For A Lifetime...or not

Kso Perez had a genius idea. Once my adorable dog, Teddy, gets his m spaze all up n runnin y'allz neeeed to send me some scoop. I want to do some articles on rp love stories. Lk twisted relationships that ppl would find interesting. The two luvbirdz can be popular or nonpopular. Perez don't discriminate, yo x] As long as its juicy. I'll talk about how it ended or how its still goin & sheet. It can be ur luver or somebody else, doesn't matter. And if its lk "omg were so happy together its been two years" i don't want it. Too boring, just sayin.
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message me ur luv tales heeeere

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=mail.messageV3&friendID=427027356

No...just no...

I'm sorry. I really respect those who aren't popular or well know, except for the ones who actually care about it and try so hard to get noticed. This girl has that written all over her. I won't even put the name because the attention is not deserved. Please do not a)suck up to me b)act sarcastic like that c)try n talk all cool like dis ;D :|| Z0MG. ya'll can leev that to me. Idk why, but that comment just bugged the sheet out of me. C'mon, you can do better than that to get noticed. Show ur ta ta's like MonkeyTit Maine. Atleast we'll know ur name. And don't comment me talking like that again, not cute, just annoying, and i'm a harsh person so don't expect me to play along, just sayin.
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Fan of Da Families

Personally, i'm a big fan of the Kingsleys & the Craves, both formerly known families. I only consider one Kingsley well known (Indiana Jones), besides Echo whos kinda old news (nothin personal girl xo) & they should be welll known cause they don't beg for attention. Perez sends his props. AND the Craves, of which Gabe has been the most well known, have turned around quite a bit. Atleast GAYbe has left his attentionwhorishness behind him and actually cares about the family, although he's scrapin the bowl for popular frenz again. They aren't as huge and annoying. And the n00biness is gone. Big fan of Sofie and Tyler (because they tend to talk to normal people instead of throwing themselves at the well knowns) <-- prettyy tight how Tyler broke the feud between the VerEWzons and the Craves by dating Seth, but then he left the famfam so i guess it didn't really fix anything. oh wellz. kso these are families to look out for, just sayin.
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bt dubz thanks for all the adds & comments on the m space. i'm tryna reply as quick as possible<3

Perez on Myspace?!

Its a better way to reach people. Thanks for the positive feedback x] u kno i luv u all, even the whores & wannabes. jkjk small joke. I'm bad with myspace junk, so here's the link to add me. sorry for the trouble of finding it x]]

http://friends.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=invite.addfriend_verify&friendId=427027356

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have a great day back at school tommorow, yuk DD;
bt dubz, if ya'll got some scoop that i haven't wrote about, message me there & i bet i'll have an opinion, lolz <3

Change RP?

Miley says NAH! I recently had a little tussle (lolz luv that word<3) with "ChangeRPPlease"or some shizz i can't remember, claiming i want attention. This girl is posting her link in formsprings. To be honest, we all say "oh this popularity thing and all these trends its just out of hand" but u kno u love it. It may have ruined a lot of things, but it also made rp a lot more realistic and fun. Personally, i love all the gossip because rl isn't even HALF as exciting most of the time. Theres no way to change rp. People have their ways and thats that. You think we'll all just forget well known names? I don't think thats possible. Do you think we'll suddenly stop editing pictures & following the trends? Probably not, it'd be fugly. I think rp should stay the same, but maybe be a little less snooty, and be more excepting. Overall rp's the shit lately, just sayin.
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The MOSTLY Legit9

Whoopsie. Perez made an oopsie x] I don't really mind the legit9 that much, besides their exclusiveness. Its basically the fact that Queen Kayla Depuke has enough little minions sucking up to her in photo comments that she doesn't need much more attention. Indiana Jones was very polite in her comment and didn't seem as emotionally offended as "Magdalena." I'm not here to offend, i'm here to speak the truth, kids. So if you're gonna bitch & whine, atleast comment the post, don't cry in bulletins. I have nothing personal against the "niners." Most of them seem chill, minus Depuke. Since theyre in the group, they cannot step outside themselves and see what this "clique" looks like to the rest of roleplay. It looks like another exclusive club that no one can join. Well, Kayla Delight has her standards and unless you spend all day on photoshop, you don't meet them DD;. boohoo, how sad. I was tempted to comment her & be a delight, then reject the offer, lmfao x] but i did not. Not wasting my time. Kayla, if you act like a little snot no one will want to join your family. Lower yr superiority complex, just sayin.
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p.s. the rest of the group = cool....for now

UHOH SPAGHETTIO

Daylin Riverhart claims she didn't write those comments & someone photoshopped them? I honestly have no opinion because i dunno what to believe x||. Perez is baffled heere. Ellie seems sweet, but there are some weirdiez on rp. I honestly doubt Daylin would write that from her site, tho. whooooo knows. Maybe Ellie's trying to get her 15 minutes? To be honest, i'm not interested in this story anymore anyways, just sayin.
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Shes the bomb like tik tok x]

I love this trend x] Everywhere i look ppl got Ke$ha profile songs. Which is amazing, cause Ke$ha's c00000l. rp her. Let's keep this trend alive. k? k. BUT, no Dinosaur or Boots and Boys. Those are not cool songs, just sayin
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OH SNIZAPP

I love when people post bulletins calling ppl out x] so fun. Britney Risque is someone i almost completely forgot about, but her bulletin to Augusta made my day. On one level, i agree. Augusta can't tell people to stop flirting and it's obvi shes worried about Brit & the guy whoz name i forgot have something. I don't know much of the feud but Britney seems to make a good point. And kids, if ya cheat on yr boyfriend don't expect him to wait around & take you back. just sayin.
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bt dubz, whats with the avatars...those things scare me O.o

O NO SHE DIDNT

I think im out of the loop o.o because i just found out about the whole Ellie Starbucks vs. Sincerely Roleplay (aka Daylin R.. Personally, i'm lk shockkked that Daylin would be so cruel. As much as I love SR that was just cold. May i ask WHY someone would lie about being raped? And if you think she did it for attention, she probably wouldve given it up by now to start more drama. I highly doubt she'd lie about that. Saying she is less popular then you could probably be the end of yr fame, girl. As a popular you should say "oh i'm not popular, pshh" like the rest of us who are willing to lie. You don't be bitchy to people who did nothing to you. I have nothing against you, Daylin, but really, that was rude. Saying stuff like that could ruin you. very bitchy move. It doesn't help someone recover from rape when they're being accused of lying, just sayin.
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P.S
PEREZ SENDS ALLL HIS LOVE TO ELLIE. YOU SEEM SOOO SWEET<3

BOO!

Ugh, another clique. I don't know who started the new group, but really, why? Lmfao x]] Its pretty lame. It reminds me of the .png .jpg and all those groups. Theyre called "RIPS" or the dead clique i guess? I find it pretty ridiculous. Even king wannabe Gabe Crave, no offense to gabe (he whored rp perez in bulletins thanks x]), has been asked in the group because of his return to roleplay. So basically, theyre scraping the bottom of the bowl. Gabe, Daylin Riverhart, Keely Tarver, Miguel Fountain, and possibly Isabella Longoria (ewz, i doubt it). I can't tell whos actually in the group because of the lame wannabes who see the display names and copy it, thinking its just a trend lmfao x). Gotta love em<3 I honestly don't see the point of cliques, especially when its random people like this? I didn't even know they were all friends. Ridikuluz. thats all i have to say on that. & welcome back Gabe, i guezzzzz.
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HAY, LOOK AT THEEZ!

Flashing is the latest trend. Tons of wannabes and attention whores do it daily on stickam. Whats the point? You get 5 minutes of people talking about ur ta ta's. Lolz at Jayden, i just found that funny so i added it. K, so i've seen this about 5 times in two weeks, and really, don't show me ur aglyass chest. Especially Agusta. Those are scary looking and huge. I thought it was a monkey, just sayin, no offense x]. Then some random chik (i dont remember hur name, but she was an rp) flashed and it was so stupid. Really, you want attention? Go jump off a cliff. We might notice you then. K, then the one Crave flashed, and it didn't help her or her family at all. You're all still lame. end of story. No one wants to see it. k, keep it in ur shirtssss.
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ENUFFFF!

Ew, i really though the Longoria's got the picture when we all ignored them, but now its just like, ew. Now the sister is trying for attention? You were never considered a known family, Isabella. No one even knew Glowstick's first name. So can you stop posting meaningless bulletins that get no comments? No one reads them anyways (lmfao, except me bc i lk laughin at hurr). You just make me sick.ew, thatz all.
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Lame Lists

No. Thats all. Lists are so overdone. Do you think we're THAT stupid? The person posting the list obvi put their family in there to see what we think. I dont care about your stupid family. It was most likely a verizon cause no one cares about them anymore. Or maybe a heartfelt or a crave. Who even knows. But really, if you're in a family you know exactly what we think of you. I x'd out who disgusts me and left the kinda decent famz.
k, here comes my opinion.

Delights- think they run roleplay, when really they spend their lives on photoshop & being snooty, D I S L I K E

Craves- kinda faded? Taelur, Gabe, and Sophie are nice. atleast they arent snooty?

Verizons- no one likes them, lets just admit it now.

Maines- pretty cool, for their popular level they're pretty grounded, cept for augusta

Heartfelts- can you say wannabe?

Lyrics- i like them, pretty cooool

Rush- no comment, they won't be around too long

Families are kinda lame, and if you want to know what people think about you then ask. Most likely they hate your family, just sayin.
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What happened to "glowstick"? lmfao

I guess it goes to show, being an attention whore only gets you a very short shot at fame. She faded. I honestly never knew she had an actual name, so when i went to her profile i giggled a bit x]. lolz, she still acts like the stuckup bitch from before, which is funny. I remember Soulja Boy saying like oh you just gotta act famous and it'll happen. Lmfao, well glowstick is following in the footsteps of someone who wrote a song called "Turn my swag on." lmfao<3 souljastick. But really, why was she ever even known? For being annoying? lmfao, thats kinda funny. just saying. We need a new annoying kid to get all peeved at. So this is your calling, child with no life. Someone go for it. kthanks
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